If somebody told you that they are going to kill themselves because of you..
SLAP THEM IN THE FACE HARD
and watch them do it..
Take a seat. Watch! Applause at the end..
Don't let them slash themselves on the wrist.. They might not die..
Let them ingest poison..
Or slash a knife on their heart or necks right where the veins are..
Make sure that they written a suicide note or make one and have them sign it.